Bush said he was "a uniter, not a divider". That's the only thing he's ever said that wasn't a lie. He's a uniter, all right--he's united the entire country against him because of Iraq. Only 5% of the country now believes Bush on the war, plus or minus four points. That poll statistic is an historic first. But it just makes me want to know: who the hell are those five percent who still believe him? Dennis Miller, Christopher Hitchens, John McCain...um...is that five percent yet?
Bush Scandals: A Handy Clip & Save Guide - Part Three: Lying Us Into War
"The first rule of White House is, you don't talk about White House".
"What Happens In The White House, Stays In The White House".
This will appear on a regular basis until I get all 30 in. By then, there will probably be a few new ones. Oh, well, a political comic's work is never done...
Jokes are both funny and not so funny - sometimes people joke about stupid things in their stand-ups, such as the fact that is eating boogers healthy.